Trigger-happyAmerican: "It's sad that kids are being killed at schools, but don't you EVER touch the millions of guns I have! They're my precious things, and I'll shoot anyone who tries to take them away!"
Someone with Common Sense: "That's gotta be unhealthy to be so attached to weapons."
“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man