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the defence catches the ball and yells "guns"
guns by The C.O.D. March 25, 2008
One of the unnatural fetishes the majority of the Republicans and the US government has.
Trigger-happy American: "It's sad that kids are being killed at schools, but don't you EVER touch the millions of guns I have! They're my precious things, and I'll shoot anyone who tries to take them away!"

Someone with Common Sense: "That's gotta be unhealthy to be so attached to weapons."
Guns by imannoyeddammit February 25, 2018
An awful killing machine that kills. Loved by right-wing hicks.
I hope guns get banned from the US.

Fuck guns
guns by Froman2 March 30, 2009
a teenagers best friend for payback for ruining teenage lives
dad: go to your room

teenager you pissed me off for the last time now you die!

dad what is that!

teenager AK-47

dad whered you get that gun and the other guns

teenager black market

dad why

i wanted to kill you for a long time and you day of ruin is here!

teenager GGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

mom WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!

teenager the deed has been done time to get rid orf my ak-47

teenager shit cops!

teenager dump the gun!
guns by parents suck dick January 5, 2010
What most men use to boast about how manly they are
“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man
guns by Dubiks December 28, 2018
"whoa look! GUNS!!.. i meen road cones!" ~Kevin
Guns by Tom the Yeti July 9, 2004