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snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009
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cunt and gunpowder

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.
Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.
by RFN December 9, 2008
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Gunloader

Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!
Gunloader "Do i know that Moose over there?"

Jim "No but Tim does hahaha"

Tim "fuck off Jim"

Gunloader "hahaha"
by Gunloader September 19, 2011
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gunkerblasted

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.
Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈
by Winterq July 6, 2022
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Gamer Gunk

Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!
"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M
by ASL- 12, Chair-kin, Basement August 18, 2016
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Snatch Gunk

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.
"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."
by Fishenator December 18, 2011
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keroro Gunso

a japanese cartoon, that is being translated by the animation company, funimation, that has a very large number of fans.
normal person: keroro gunso is awesome!
retarded moron: anime is stupid!
by the embodiment of awesome February 16, 2009
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