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GuntherThePenguin likes men
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Günther Paradox

The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:

You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"

"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021
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Günther

the most amazing guido of them all. Champagne, glamour, sex, and respect
Günther wants you to touch his tralala.....mmmm ding ding dong
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Gunishment

The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)
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Gunther

A European Pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (The Sunshine Girls) go "La, La, La" in the background the entire time. He has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. His Videos are not exactly music, but not exactly pornography either. His website is www.gunthernet.com His motto is "Sex, Respect, Glamour, and Champagne",
Gunther: Let's sexualize the world!
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Gunther

A Swedish singer who's music videos are 20% relevant and 80% softcore porn. He is the man all other men know as "the guy who has fucked a thousand pussies".
Gunthers most famous song is the Ding dong Song (Touch my Tralala)
by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015
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guntherfy

(v.) The act of justifying by any means necessary
He certainly needed to guntherfy staying at the Ritz Carlton when there were comparable options next door for half the price.
by captain z man May 23, 2010
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