Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005

guiche

Chode, gooch, the bridge between your dirty sanchez area and your penis and balls.

My guiche is sore after my girl used a starp-on to tickle it.

by mychode is nicer than ursmotherfucka April 9, 2003

Guiche

it's the back part of your nutsack bitches!!!!!

victor got herpes on his guiche from kristina

by sheedymcnasty12 April 12, 2006

guiche

This is a rare use of the word. It's when someone does drag. as in when a man dresses as a woman.

"Are you gonna be David today or are you gonna be in guiche and be Stefani?"

"Miss thing!! I gotta be in guiche today cuz I'm out of money and I gotta go work it!! If you need me for anything i'll be working the corner."

by EduardoA February 16, 2006

guichette

A special or very godly person

It’s a last name based on a person

You are a guichette

by Blanks December 17, 2019

Guicheteau

That’s a royal name, simply

Jean-Paul et Jocelyne Guicheteau resteront dans nos cœurs

by lelio_gct November 22, 2021

guiche

The best nickname to use when trying to graft

how are you guiche

*person who received falls inlove*

by Samuel G 123! December 2, 2018