guffy

A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.

Did you finish your paper? No, I did a guffy, but I'll finish it tomorrow!

by Azcan August 18, 2009

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006

guffed

something that is very tuff, just like the fortnite skin guff.

yo that's tuff like guff
that was guffed
tuffington 2 like guffington 2

by GoggleSquadron January 28, 2023

guffy

When someone's actions displease your taste, they may become known to you as a guffy. Also used if said person is being weak or pathetic, or simply getting on your nerves.

That Alex is being a right guffbaw (guffy ball)

by JOHNNY FASHION January 12, 2018

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Guyfey

The male version of wifey. The Man you choose to take as your well..wife. Your soulmate. They type of guy that gots your back unconditionally. The Homie that is ride or die and worth marrying! A man worthy of your love and respect that gives as well as receives. Not your average guy. The kind of guy worth keeping around and that you're proud to have with you anywhere. A fella that is more than your best friend and is marriage material. Can also be used as a term to make any guy feel as if he actually all of the above to get his way. Make them feel special even when they are not worthy of the title.

Yeah that's my guyfey! He sure can cook a mean steak! He knows what to do with meat let me tell you! I'm a lucky man.

by SSLATINOGUY July 27, 2021