Gubernot

1.n. One who is unable to view a situation or object clearly and straight on, as if their vision is impaired. Can be literal or figurative.

If Greg wasn't such a gubernot and kept his eyes on Sally's face, he wouldn't be gettin sued for sexual harassment.

by 50_Cent April 29, 2008

Guberium

A Guberium is a homosexual robot. Sometimes referred to a Gubes for short. Other synonyms include: Gluberius, Jewferrian, Boobius, or just Boobies.

One time a well-oiled Guberium battled mutants in the Physics room.

by Nick123087 March 24, 2007

Guber

A slang word used to describe an idiotic, stupid person. Someone with a total lack of intelligence and very bone-idle. Often used toward someone who has just done something stupid to emphasise their stupidity. Is also used to make the 'guber' feel more humiliated.

Someone with a very low social status

Boy: 'Have you seen k's profile lately, she looks like a right guber'
Girl: 'Yeah, her brother's just the same, he's started straightening his hair to look cool, but really, he looks like a proper guber'

*A boy takes some photos of himself looking in a mirror, and posts them on the internet.*
Boy1: 'Have you seen H's new photos?'
Boy2: 'No, why? What's he doing?'
Boy1: 'Nothing, he just looks like a guber'

by Dubra Boy December 22, 2010

His Royal Guberness™

Term to describe Wisconsin's Scott Walker and his despotic escapades.

His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.

by wajobu March 20, 2011

gubernaculum

The Tissue that aids in the dropping of the testicles -- a very good word to use in hang man

When Gill became a man (age 17), the gubernaculum aided in the descending of the testes

by wordoftheday January 7, 2008

Guber

A driving service with cars that have a single giant, neon lime-colored peanut poised on the roofs.

Guber is the service to use if you want to broadcast that you are a total goof and do not take yourself seriously; plus you can see it coming from a couple blocks away!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2019

GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019