gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

Guacista

A person skilled in the craft of guacamole preparation. Often performative either table side or behind a guac bar. Like a coffee barista but for guac.

I was hypnotized by our guacista's alternating peck flex as he intently smashed those avocados into the stone mortar with his pestles. Yum.

by RCHLRYNLDS April 23, 2022

gaping sticks

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.

Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007

gaping gabe

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon

Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.

by Midnightman March 2, 2017

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008

megabank beast guap

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

guapalay

Getting paid, or getting paper.

***pay day***

E- 40- My S*** Bang lyrics

I’ll be hustling all day and night pushing all night and day twisting and wiping yay, getting my GUAPALAY, chalupa my guda my pay, bet not get in my way

by temperliscious August 16, 2011