dirty gryphon

When one gets sexual aroused by a lawn sprinkler.

Todd get your dick and balls out of my lawn sprinkler, stop doing the dirty Gryphon!

by Ppixxiee May 23, 2020

2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.

Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?

by hcpunkfan703 August 20, 2018

Gryphon Henry

The coolest gryphon in the world that has textbook soccer skills and is a forward for the French national team.

"Dude, Gryphon Henry is the man!"
"I know trill!"

by Peter Jenks April 9, 2005

The gryphon

A drink mix of hard solo and regular solo only to be drunk out of a large jug must consist of ice

Curls can I get the gryphon

by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025

Gryphon

A guy whose real name is Jaden. Gryphon is a discordian, and he only wants nai ☠️.

Agnotic: Wow, I can’t believe Gryphon switched accounts to avoid you..
Nai: Fuckass men and their fuckass commitment issues.

by filthyforeskin September 14, 2025

Gryphon

A menopausal landwhale native to South Carolina. Has all the traits of the classic Karen, but is also notable for their morbid obesity and tendency to live vicariously through younger women.

"Did you see that miserable tub of lard try to throw her weight around?"

"I sure did. What a Gryphon!"

by saltminer January 22, 2022