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Gunther

A European Pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (The Sunshine Girls) go "La, La, La" in the background the entire time. He has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. His Videos are not exactly music, but not exactly pornography either. His website is www.gunthernet.com His motto is "Sex, Respect, Glamour, and Champagne",
Gunther: Let's sexualize the world!
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Gunther

A Swedish singer who's music videos are 20% relevant and 80% softcore porn. He is the man all other men know as "the guy who has fucked a thousand pussies".
Gunthers most famous song is the Ding dong Song (Touch my Tralala)
by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015
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Grunter

Named after a popular South African sport-fish (Spotted Grunter - Pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.

The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
A:Bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
by Sharkish September 12, 2012
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guntherfy

(v.) The act of justifying by any means necessary
He certainly needed to guntherfy staying at the Ritz Carlton when there were comparable options next door for half the price.
by captain z man May 23, 2010
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Gunther

The builder was hired to plaster the wall but he completely gunthered it.
by JoeBan May 25, 2018
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Grunterhole

I can't log onto the fucking Grunterhole because the AGB Firewall is blocking my modems
by Piggy Smooth-Face October 18, 2008
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günther

Günther, do me up the arsen holen with ure shiezer kraut again
by Heinrich March 6, 2004
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