Groupon

When a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.

Who do those skanks think they're fooling? It's a total groupon!

by E Dub the Great November 30, 2010

Groupon Sluts

A person who has no brand, product or store loyalty. They purchase great deals on Groupon and, when done, move on.

Salon Owner: Oh my God! Business is really up - that's my seventh new client today!
Salon Employee: Don't be stupid. They're just a bunch of Groupon Sluts - here today, gone tomorrow...

by StopWalkingBarefoot January 9, 2011

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

by alex2states July 1, 2011

grouding

The sound of grinding as one dry penis enteres one dry vagina or anus. This is usually down to lack of lubrication.

Matthew was grouding Sally until his penis swollen into a stump

by Nines June 7, 2005

groupon greed

When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.

-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!

by e.a.s April 4, 2011

Groupon-xiety

The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...

Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???

by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011

groupon

When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.

Guy 2: Me too.

Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.

by MetroidSocrates July 9, 2011