grotti

dead wrong; an action that deserves a beat-down

Girl One: That bitch thats supposed to be my best friend slobbed my man.
Girl Two: That's grotti.

by Courtney August 25, 2003

Grotten

A mixture of 2 words 'Grotty' and 'Rotten'

The word used to describe one's feeling of being hungover after a night of heavy drinking, when all seems to be in a way that could have been, and perhaps should have been, but in fact all is in such a way of which it once was.

Can also describe how one feels if not washing for a while.

Often results in episodes of brain delay.

Ah man I feel absolutely grotten today.

by Ayup Allan February 3, 2015

Grotter

Someone sexually unattractive, with dirty toes and orifices, found near the Civic Centre, Dagenham.

One wouldn't want to give the offender the pleasure of being named.

by Bungle December 2, 2003

Gritties

The overwhelming feeling to destroy an adorable person/thing/animal

if you see or touch something really really cute like a puppy, and have the urge to hurt or kill it

you grit your teeth and say something like "ohhh it's just soo cute!"

Meredith had the gritties today when she saw a kitten. She gritted her teeth and said "ooooh i could just crush its skull"

by kelko October 28, 2010

Grotter

Someone who burps loudly in their girlfriends face, whilst they are snuggled together face to face in bed.

Oh Christopher you're such a grotter!

by Long suffering girlfriend October 29, 2017

Gritties

Grandma titties

Grandma got no gritties.

by goated son September 24, 2021

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010