The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"
by kdl850 August 11, 2014
I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.
This is Groot's Speech
by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2020
guy 1: hey what are we doing today?
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.
by janice joplin July 21, 2009
When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.
"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."
"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"
James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"
Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."
Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"
Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"
"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"
James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"
Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."
Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"
Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"
by LexxPickle October 1, 2020
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot
Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
Me: I am Groot
Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
by mag21 August 17, 2014
I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!
by I love Post Malone! March 8, 2020
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hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot
hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT
by I am Groot May 1, 2019