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Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
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Goosin

(Goosing) verb. known as a term for when someone really wants something
ie I’m really goosin for some cock right now
by Nibble101 December 9, 2021
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groovin'

A term used to describe how a person dances.
Everyone in the club was groovin' to the music.
by zanny May 24, 2004
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Grossing factor

term used in the real estate and commercial construction sector to describe the difference in the rentable square footage to the useable square footage.
Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.
by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010
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groovin the moo

Getting a cow ready for a date.
"Honey? Get inside for supper."

"Sorry, I can't. I'm too busy groovin the moo"
"Ok, don't forget your gloves!"
"Why thank you. I'll refrain from doing any thing capricious on this most virtuous venture of the night. I'm nodda fukn slut bitch."
"Ok. So be it . I hope that moo rapes your corpse!

Have fun now."
"Thanks mum :) "
by The Reaper June 15, 2014
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Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.
Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010
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Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016
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