1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.
1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!
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"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."
"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"
Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...
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"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"
Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...
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nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
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Basically an upset person. Especially toddlers, teenagers, and old guys who started drinking at 10 in the morning.
Basically an upset person. Especially toddlers, teenagers, and old guys who started drinking at 10 in the morning.
by eowyn7 March 12, 2019
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by j0ram March 31, 2004
Get the gonning mug.Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).
It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.
On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.
On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
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