grock

Another word for a bald penis.

I have a grock so that when I'm getting head my girl isn't flossing.

by grock101 November 25, 2016

grocks

Grungy socks. Very dirty or crusty socks. Usually worn more then a day at a time.

Person 1: What is that smell?!

Person 2: I think it's zak's yellow grocks!

by shadyops February 22, 2010

grocks

Combination of the words great and rocks. Is meant to denote something so exciting/awe-inspiring that not just one of those above words will suffice.

"Dude, you finally got an internet connection in your room?"

"Yeah, it fucking grocks!"

by Scarecrow March 24, 2005

grock

a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.

She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.

by honeynutcheerios October 7, 2009

Grock-retarded

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality

"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"

by love4lyrics August 9, 2007

Grock

Hench fuckers

Jacks such a grock

by The booth January 25, 2019

Grock

Grocery; Grocery Store

Gotta hit the grock on the way home; need anything?

by NC2525 March 5, 2020