grock

understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.

(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.

by guy May 10, 2003

grock

Alternate spelling of grok.
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.

"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"

by Team Andy July 17, 2007

Grock

A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.

"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"

by Wee Crawk September 9, 2009

Grock

Another word for the Grinch's penis

Man I've just been craving some Grock recently. I think it's the Christmas season

by Cho kamak ok November 29, 2022

grock

Another word for a bald penis.

I have a grock so that when I'm getting head my girl isn't flossing.

by grock101 November 25, 2016

Grock

A Grock is a chinese Glock.

Cho Seng Hui had a grock.

by poopsta March 13, 2008

Grock

Verb:
1. To feel the cosmic energy, to draw knowledge from any energy source, be it a person, a tree, or light.
Easiest while under the effects of entheogens, although Ganja has been known to help.
2. To do something to one's fullest capacity.
3. To have one's third-eyed opened.
Comes from the word Grok, meaning to understand so thoroughly that the observer becomes a part of the observed, from Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 book, "Stranger in a Strange Land."

1. "Grock Sharzar's glorious silver light."
2. "I'm Grocking the holy living shit out of my guitar right now."
3. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

by The Good Friar August 28, 2013