grocery bag dump

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.

I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.

by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008

grocery bag shit

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.

Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit

by stolo2 March 5, 2011

Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

bagging groceries

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.

Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

by Mr.Sacman May 19, 2009

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

GROCERY BAG

a reference to the skin tone of black people in the United States. People darker than a grocery bag were denied entry to churches, universities, and social events. More recently, it represents the skin color of the "ideal" black woman

And I got her, nigga: grocery bag

by Calypso268 October 31, 2021

grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022