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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”
by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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Greasy cow

by Getrekt_123 June 10, 2018
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greasy taco

Shahid Khan, who is also known as "NaughtyBoy." 😷
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 17, 2015
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Greasy Nig

Any individual of african descent who sweats frequently and profusely. And smells like feces, rotting flesh, etc.
Jamal: Yo dowg, you smell dat shit?

Tyrese: Yo nigga thats me!

Jamal: You are one greasy nig!
by Bobbeh carlos March 1, 2014
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grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.
“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”
by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016
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Dropping gems

the act of providing coherently good advice or knowledge
Man, the uncle was dropping gems at dinner last night.
by Froggy 1017 August 19, 2016
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