grief brag

Using the injury/death/loss of somebody you barely know in order to gain attention and/or sympathy from your social circle. Generally through social media.

"did you see Lauren's Instagram post about Phil?"
"Yeah, what a grief brag that was"

by sonit February 8, 2015

Grief Digger

A person who capitalises on the public grief surrounding a celebrity's death for attention or personal gain.

When a well-known person dies, within minutes a Grief Digger posts a photo of themselves with the famous person, exaggerating their personal connection to them, claiming a close friendship or partial credit for their achievements that can no longer be verified by the deceased. Similar to a Gold Digger, their ulterior motives are in stark contrast to their outward sincerity.

"RIP my friend. We shared many happy times together. You inspired me and I inspired you."
No, you didn't. You're a Grief Digger. You had a brief chat and a selfie with them at ComicCon, which had a long-lasting impact on you, and they instantly forgot you.

by HeathenInfidel March 18, 2023

Queef-Grief

noun. The multiple emotions running through a female's mind after 'queefing' during sexual intercourse.

Mike was so disgusted from Megan's queefing that he left for home shortly after the initial queef. Megan suffered overwhelming queef-grief for the rest of the evening.

Brent's girlfriend's queef-grief was no match for his mission to devaginate her.

by MasterQueef June 1, 2012

Good Grief

When Jotaro is ready to do his Ora

Good Grief your going to get beat by my star platinum

by Sticky Finga July 10, 2019

Greid

a condition on where even if you see Dr Spencer Reid from criminal minds for just one second & you can't stop thinking about him & you to be with be him to be yours side effects include thinking about him for a long period of time hating j.j & in some extreme cases creating a photo gallery on your computer & thinking of him when you listen to songs by bon jovi

girl 1 omg spencer reid is so adorkable
girl 2 do you love him ?
girl 1 yes & someday he'll be mine & we'll be together forever
girl 2 o.k you have greid you need help
girl 1 no i don't
girl 2 hello you tried to blow up j.j's house
girl 1 ... she had it coming

by lcw007 January 11, 2009

grief poaching

Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.

So many people talking about Michael Jackson's death are just grief poaching.

by TheRenner July 13, 2015

grief bang

Mostly meaningless sex used to cope with the loss of a relationship. A term possibly first created by the writers of Archer.

Wendella grief banged her way into the New Year.

by wbloo December 31, 2013