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A verb to describe any sexual action. Very similar to "jork" or "bounce" or "hawk tuah." It can be used as both a verb or a noun. It also is any sexual body part. It's very similar to the "She ___ on my___ till I ___" trend.
John: Yo, I saw your girlfriend last night. She was straight greeping on this other dude
Jeffery: WHAT??! No way!! We'll, it makes sense since she wanted to greep on my greep, but I said no.

Mark: She greeped on my greep till I greeped.
Example in scripture: Our Greepus, who art in greepah, hallowed be thy greep; thy greep come; thy greep will be done; on greep as it is in greepah. Greep us this day our daily greep water. And forgive us for our greeps. Greepen
Greep by Greepus May 20, 2025
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The Greep 

A dangerous, powerful entity. A mysterious creature but also, a business man. You may see him at night...... as you are peacefully sitting in your house..... it may lift its claws and attack doors. Witnesses say..... he was seen prowling streets with another entity some claim to be called 'Lewis'
"Have you heard of 'The Greep' ?"

"I saw 'The Greep' the other day.... "
The Greep by PU$$YTIGHT May 4, 2023
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Pot of greed 

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.
Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
Pot of greed by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

You Greedy Dirtbag 

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

25th island of Greece

Jake: when the 25th island of Greece is sus!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!

Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
An entity that cats can see but humans can't. Cats are driven insane by them and must destroy them. Whenever you see a cat attack nothing with an insane fury, it's probably a greeble
Look at Mittens chase that greeble!
Greeble by ISeenAGreeble August 23, 2022