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The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.
When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"
"I accidentally licked my greepage."
"Kill yourself now."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"
"I accidentally licked my greepage."
"Kill yourself now."
Greep by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013
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greep by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009
greep
Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"
He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.
greep
1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.
I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.
I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.
I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.