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Greep
The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.
When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"
"I accidentally licked my greepage."
"Kill yourself now."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"
"I accidentally licked my greepage."
"Kill yourself now."
Greep by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013
greep
greep by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009
greep
Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"