Greep 

A horrible person who is geeky and creepy and, most of all, shit to their friends.

Girl1: Did you see what she just did!
Girl2: Wow, what a greep...

Greep by BeckyK October 14, 2012

Greep 

The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".

"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."

Greep by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013

greep 

a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy

Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.

greep by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009

greep 

Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"

He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.

greep by chitsb January 1, 2009

greep 

1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.

I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.

I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.

greep by Mike March 14, 2005

greep 

Something that is innovative, original, with a positive connotation.
Great; original; amazing

That is a greep idea!
I have a greep problem for you!

greep by KOT18 March 24, 2017

Greep 

A total badass that takes no shit. A soul stealing grim reaper to those that disrespect them.

Did you see him go Greep on that guy that was talking shit?

Greep by Dnelzson1 September 17, 2023