Greasing the wheels 

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

Greasing the wheels by Tophertalks November 17, 2021

Greasing the bowl 

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

Greasing the bowl by RicklessPI March 26, 2009

greasing the peach

The female equivalent of a man
getting an erection.

I just saw this hot guy walk by and
I’m really greasing the peach!

greasing the peach by KK8Ball March 9, 2023

greasing the sausage 

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

greasing the sausage by A-train April 16, 2005

Greasing the swine 

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

Greasing the swine by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

greasing the koala 

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

greasing the koala by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

greasing the bike chain 

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

greasing the bike chain by paulada5 October 20, 2008