Definitions by RicklessPI

Titty Litter 

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.

I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.

Titty Litter by ricklesspi November 8, 2013

Conservatrix 

A very good looking politically conservative woman, most specifically Andrea Tantaros.

Andrea Tantaros is a conservatrix.

Conservatrix by ricklesspi November 8, 2013

Greasing the bowl 

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

Greasing the bowl by RicklessPI March 26, 2009