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Grandfulist

Yesterday was really bad but today is gonna be a grandfulist day.
by Brittney Amanda lee November 2, 2017
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Grandmology

The study of sexy or gilf grandmothers. Specifically how far your head can go into her hoo ha. If she gotta fat dumper stick it in the rumper.
Chad- " Yeah Im a Grandmology Major, its pretty intense I can barely keep my grades up"
Thad- "Drools on the ground and clunks his rocks together"
by Dildo Baggens August 4, 2019
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grandmussy

"ZAMN! That Grandmussy be fire my guy!"
by Timothy, Nut-Lord December 28, 2021
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Grandular

That watch is grandular.

Bill: I just bought myself a scooter.
Ted: Grandular, dude!

I dig music. It's grandular.
by Schwingin' it. September 24, 2010
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Grandmuthafucker

somebody who fucks grandmothers!
by Liam Bucket January 31, 2004
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Granmole

(1) an unfortunate mole found on female politicians with a 900 number porn voice, a megalomaniacal desire for power, and an inability to reconcile their policy with their religion.

(2) a mole that wishes it was on Cindy Crawford and not on Jennifer Granholm.
Politician: I was totally going to climb her Capitol Hill until I caught a glimpse of that Granmole.
by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009
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granulephamy

(noun); (1)the act of defacating in a female's mouth after intense intercourse. (2) the act of positioning one's head into the female's uterous.

forms: (verb)granulephy
(1)"Dude, Mandy let Chad granulephy her after he lost his virginity."

(2)The granulephamy left Bob's head smelling like a tuna caserol.
by Bryan Donegan July 1, 2005
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