Grandma

A mother of a mother. If she has grandchildren , then she is a builtin free baby-sitter and or someone that can help or watch your children for you , since they don't have anything else to do.

Mother: Hey mom what are you doing tonight?

Grandma: Nothing just watching NCIS

Mother: Then can you watch Timmy for me ?

Grandma: What are you doing? Yes I can

by Some who knows! January 27, 2014

Grandma

A mean old hag that blames you for everything that ur younger sibling does and tries to ruin ur life. She is a fat "lady" that makes u want to kill ur self.

Girl: I'm having suicidal thoughts.
Therapist: It's probably her grandma's fault.

by A_GIRL2018 May 23, 2018

Grandma

(noun) One's first lay. Characterized by her lack of attractive features and old age.

John: Hey Steve, how's that grandma of yours doing?

by Thomas Marchet February 5, 2008

Grandma

A word used to describe anyone named Hannah

Me: wooow she’s such a grandma
Friend: ye ikr

by ShivPate1111 February 8, 2019

Grandma

Verb. To grandma another person is to jab them on their side right below the ribs, while saying GRANDMA. The goal of a grandma is to demean the person receiving it and make them feel uncomfortable.

Yo Steve, you're so brown. Get out of the country.
GRANDMA! (performs the Grandma)
AHH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

by JBender October 1, 2007

Grandma

That creepy old hag that lives under your bed and kills all your pets and comes out once every 100 moons to rape you buy her skin is just peeling off and you scream in pain because she has a penis on her back and a vagina on her head...

Wow you totally saw and got grandma

by That definition girl March 26, 2017

Grandma

The family member you think about when trying to get rid of an erection.

"Hey, how do I get rid of this raging boner I have?"

"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."

by Bored on a Friday night September 4, 2016