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Granados

Guy 1 "Hey I know that Granados kid."

Guy 2 "Yeah. His mom is Mexican."
by ImAwesome123 May 11, 2014
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jovan granado

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games
jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day
by insulter October 23, 2014
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Didier Granados

The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.
You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.
by Didier Granados' dad November 7, 2020
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Granade

My friend Andrzjew spells Grenade as Granade, what a loser
by 69696969SixtyNine April 20, 2018
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Granada

Stuck up, bitchy, “straight but willing to experiment”, rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self-centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they can’t see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulitive, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naïve, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves…then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if they’re not totally provoking them.

Many people use fake addresses to get into Granada High, a whack school filled with white people and asians.
"What school do you go to?"
"Granada"
::disgusted looks::
by Raul51490 January 5, 2007
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granal

Sex act (or specific genre of pornography) that involves performing anal sex on a certified Grandmother, aged 65 or older. The term is a portmanteau of 'Grandmother' and 'Anal'.
If you like watching old ladies take it up the turd cutter, look for some Granal porn.
by TheGrendel January 29, 2015
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granades

The state of a large grandmother. I.E.- GRANDE-GRANNY
Julio's granades made tacos for him and his friends.
by Gordy Fox January 12, 2008
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