Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

by Brotha Sexual December 21, 2006

Grading Nazi

A teacher who mercilessly grades students' papers, tests, etc., looking for any mistakes at all and taking an extreme number of points off for any mistakes found.

"Dude, Mrs. L graded my math test yesterday, and she took 6 points off--on a 4 point question! What a fucking Grading Nazi!"

by My Name December 14, 2006

Grain Belt Beer

A brand of beer brewed in New Ulm, Minnesota. Popular with middle aged men and college kids. Rarely found outside of the Midwest.

My dad has a case of Grain Belt Beer in the garage.

by Mike Oseranski November 16, 2006

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

eye-graine

a migraine that starts in your eyes

Man, I just started getting this friggin' eye-graine and my vision is all blurry!

by psbwthu July 22, 2012