to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)
John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
by OPPuknoMe May 03, 2007
Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.
by royloyd January 21, 2014
Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).
by Lexiconk May 02, 2011
originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.
by candi widda i November 30, 2007
A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
by Broken_World October 31, 2022
Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
by Ley2Lo February 09, 2010
"You need to take a good hard look in the mirror, you've got House Gout for fucks sake. You should really think about finishing your Degree"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020