Goit

A simple-minded...... DUMBASS.
Commonly found of space crafts 3 million years in the future.

"Lister, You complete and utter goit!"

by LuM January 19, 2004

Guitar Fuck

What Matt Bellamy does to let loose his raging lust for his guitars during shows (and perhaps after shows as well... no one can confirm it, yet). It involves a humping motion toward whatever lucky instrument he happens to be holding, often during a passionate riff or lyric.

1. Holy hell, Matt's guitar fuck in the last song gave me multiple musegasms!

2. Did you see Bells guitar fucking the Gliteratti? Keytar's getting more jealous by the second.

by ProjectSynapse March 31, 2010

guitar face

The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.

Man, that solo was sweet but he had total guitar face going on.

by kingnuthin November 25, 2005

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 21, 2009

guitar

a musical magical instrument played like gods but ruined by douchebags

listen to slash rip that solo on his guitar

by woooohooo00000000000000ooooooo February 10, 2009

Tune my guitar to sad

This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.

A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.

by Lia M. April 29, 2006

seven string guitar

n. A guitar with an additional string, most often tuned to a B (one fourth below the low E string). Originally used by several jazz artists to extend their ability to chord and play basslines. Was not introduced to the mass market until the early 1990's by Steve Vai.

The instrument did not gain in popularity until bands such as Korn began using them in the mid 1990's. For this reason, the seven string guitar is often erroneously viewed as just a "nu metal" fad.

Currently, seven strings can be seen in a variety of roles in various hard rock and metal subgenres. This is often to achieve crushing lows without the loss of any solo range from detuning. Though widely accepted within these niche roles, it is rarely seen elsewhere.

A number of guitar manufacturers are currently producing this unique instrument. Ibanez, who started the trend, still turns out new models fairly regularly. Schecter has a wide variety of models to choose from. ESP and Agile (an internet distributor) offer sevens with a 27" scale length for better note clarity.

Maestro Alex Gregory: I created a seven string guitar prototype for rock music long before you, Vai.
Steve Vai: Yes, but it was never produced. Plus, it used a high string instead of a low one.
Alex: Yeah, well...I'm awesome. And I can't wait to piss on your grave.
Vai: You already did. *shows album cover*
Alex: Fuck! *walks away*

by Oh No, It's That Guy! December 9, 2008