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Gothopotamus

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...
Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.
by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009
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Gothtastic

When someone is so goth, its fucking fantastic.
Sheesh, you lookin gothtastic asf sophia
by Danny The Doctor April 28, 2021
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gothsta

someone who is half goth and half gangsta
usually likes both heavy metal and rap
usually wears baggy clothes but are black or usually have a goth twist to them
I'm a gothsta. I wear baggy clothes but i usually wear black shirts and i like both rap and metal
by zak Black April 14, 2007
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I got hot sauce in my bag

A lyric from Beyonce's "Formation".
by LA_bad_bitcc August 8, 2016
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Gothster

Meaning: A Goth Gangster

Basically looks like a hard core Goth but has a tendency to act a bit Gangster, it would be wise to stay clear of a Gothster, if you think Gangsters are badass then you've never met a Gothster!
Guy 1, " Shit, ya hear bout dat guy Dave?"

Guy 2, "Yeah, zotzing his Moll wiv dat sick chiv trick!"

Guy 1, "See man, Daves a bad badass Gothster!"
by DarbDame May 7, 2010
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gothtard

A movement started in the ninetys where kids wear stupid black clothes and wear facial makeup of a black nature, usually common with pale skin. Motto: We hate love, We Love Hate.
Most common side effect: Depression
God Save Me Im surrounded by Gothtards
by Lukos March 4, 2005
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Gothopotomous

A young person, almost always one who acts in a Gothic fashion, who is overweight to the point of obesity.
"Dude, did you see the Gothopotomous while you were outside?"

"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."
by Misty's Own, JJ December 16, 2008
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