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The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.
"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
by Jinkies September 11, 2006
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goshen

Only the sickest place in NY let alone the US to live. A town in the Real OC.
Damn, I hate living in Greenwich, I wish I lived in Goshen NY.
by knickerbocker September 16, 2008
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Gootensils

Sexual devices, toys and utensils used to induce orgasm during sex or masturbation. For example, a butt plug, a dildo, etc.
Rachel came over and opened up a bag of vibrators. She had quite the collection of gootensils for us to play with.

I have four different sized gootensils that I shove up my ass to hit the prostate when I rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.
Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****
by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019
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Goshen Oyster

A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.
I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.
by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020
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gostun

literally reversing a vehicle (usually a car).
Please gostun your car-lah.
by somethingcrazy March 21, 2007
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gostan

Gostan your car slowly (reverse your car slowly)
Just walk stright, don't gostan (continue walking, don't turn back)
by kelvin82 February 22, 2007
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