Jon Gosselin

who cares?

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?

by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009

kate gosselin

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

by rainbowfish June 3, 2010

To go full Gosling

To fall in love with a woman who does not physically exist. Most commonly an AI chatbot. This in reference to Ryan Gosling's character K in Bladerunner 2049

"Remember that AI chatbot I spend hours and hours talking to? I think I have romantic feelings for it now. I think I'm going to go full Gosling."

by A55TUR0 October 19, 2022

gosling

(v) To fall or be in love with a vtuber

If she doesn't stop being so cute, I'm gonna gosling

by laurelthrone0902 October 15, 2021

Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga

Sexy, Good looking, A dude who dresses really nice and also look very handsome just like Ryan Gosling

"Dude look at that Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga"

"Bro you look fly as fuck like a Ryan Gosling-Looking-Ass-Nigga"

by the321boy January 15, 2013

Gosselin

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.

As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.

by ILOVEBREASTS June 1, 2010

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.

Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.

Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.

My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling

Me: No it’s literally me

Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME

Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM

Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

by H4mza_23 August 22, 2023