Eva Giordano

Eva is so sweet and can't help but to smile at everything. She may seem ackward at first but once she gets used to you and she'll show her crazy self. She is kind from the inside out. She'll never porpusly say something to hurt someone. If you actually know her, you'll know what I mean. She will do anything for her friends, even if it gets her in trouble. Once you've earned her loyalty, she'll do anything for you.

"Damn! Who's that?"
"That's Eva Giordano. She's cute right?"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Gordan

A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.

Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.

by wickedpike24 March 31, 2009

Giordano

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

by MetagamePro September 9, 2018

Gordonodono Marathano

Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.

An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.

"Today I was in the midst of a Gordonodono Marathano and nearly killed my competition."

by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010

Gordan Ramsme

A gag joke in which you replace the chefs name Gordan Ramsey to Gordan Ramsme as a sex joke.

"My favorite chef is Gordan Ramsme."
"You mean Gordan Ramsey?"
"Nope, Gordan Rams-me. He never fails to give me that vannilla drizzle with that nut in all the right places. Oh, Ramsme is so good at doin' it right! Yum yum!"

by PointingatmyBALLZ February 15, 2023

Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021