Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially

So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?

by LAman22 November 12, 2010

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.

James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia

by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019

elison garcia

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .

im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia

by classmates ;) November 15, 2010

Luis Garcia

A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
Plays on the wing or as a striker.

Luis Garcia scored a great goal against Juventus.

by A-l-e-x September 30, 2005

Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Lauren Garcia

The most sexy, hot, voluptuous, piece of ass in the universe. She has wavy brown hair, tan skills, and freckles. She can take a dick. Nice tits and big ass.

No one compares to Lauren Garcia!

by Cornelius Norton August 22, 2012