goonti

An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!

"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

Goonterre

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.

He's an absolute fucking goonterre.

by Jackmaster September 3, 2007

Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance

Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!

by The Goonid August 3, 2010

gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.

by Gilgabob February 1, 2019

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

goonetta

A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths

Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

by HeeeeeeyYaalllllHeeeyYall August 6, 2012

goodeth

when you realise that you were somehow expecting a situation and at the same time... you’re screwed

someone: you’ll have to do a 19 page report on types of rocks

me: goodeth.

by shweeja March 21, 2021