Goongaginga

A slur, typically used to define someone originating from a foreign country; namely third world

"The average foreigner ain't nothing more than a typical goongaginga."

by youlessthanaverageguy February 8, 2022

Goonmaxing

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)

Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn

by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

by Vauss April 25, 2024

goonmaxing

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

by UDNerd May 2, 2024

GOOBILING

Goobiling is the process of applying a tourniquet to your arm in order to numb your hand whilst gooning effectively convincing your brain someone else is gooning for you.

Dude i need to buy a new tourniquet I broke my old one in my most recent goobiling sesh.

by prestige_gooner69 February 27, 2025

Goonmaxing

The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.

“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”

by Sum1dum March 26, 2026