goomer

oi goomer
by D Williams October 22, 2003
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goomer

an individual who is beyond awkward. Wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness
jim- "holy shit, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins"

matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"

jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"

matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"

jim- "haha, what a goomer"
by nighty11 March 05, 2011
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OK Goomer

'OK Goomer' Is an adaptation of 'OK Coomer' directed toward people who excessively play video games.

It can be used in a mocking, or patronizing manner toward people with a bad gaming habit.
All he wants to do is goom. Doesn't that guy do anything else?

Man, I goomed so hard last night, played Runescape for 8 hours straight.

"Dude, I just got the newest skin in Overwatch after grinding all weekend for it"

"OK Goomer"

Oh my god, I'm gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
by KongsKangdom January 20, 2021
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Goomer

A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being annoying or talking shit about a younger generation when also being gay about it.
"LMAO, ok goomer"

"Kyle is being such a goomer"
by JBBta December 29, 2019
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goomer

Derogatory slang for "old gamer", more precisely an older generation gamer that hold irrationally onto aspects of gaming of the past while shunning newer aspects of modern video games even when it does not make sense.

Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'

English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."

Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.

Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
The old gamer: “I can’t believe these new Mario games, they give you this ability if you die a number of times that make it way too easy or as an extra life, like the game is telling you ‘You suck a little bit but it’s ok, here is another change!’ Games in my days didn’t do any such thing, they were HARD! You had to learn to master them!”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
by LukasExemplar December 25, 2024
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goomer

When you goom it means youre the um, so y'know umm that thing when uhh, umm GOOM
Josh: "IM GONNA GOOM AHHHHHHHHH"
Kate: "Oh yeah, youre a goomer daddy"
Both: *gooms*
by Certified Goomer April 12, 2022
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goomer

a mix between goo and coomer, used to describe someone who is cumming
Reyan: what happened last night with you and Alice

Mo: Last night i was gooming all over her i was her goomer
by ToastNutBuster27 September 11, 2023
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