gooning

The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.

Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.

Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!

by jackinjason September 14, 2005

Goopingatored

Shit-Stirrer but prognosticator extraordinaire

I cant believe DeCavelier believed that shit.
yeah he done got Goopingatored.

by crotchy'spitcookedbbq October 8, 2010

Goobing

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

by borps July 8, 2020

goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

by benblem January 15, 2022

gooming

the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience

i ate a bag of mushrooms and i was goomin'

by neal April 4, 2003

Gooking Up

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008

goodingest

Next level of the word goodest.

A common way of meming making fun of bad English used in the internet.

Goodingest mornings y'all!

by memester133769420 January 11, 2020