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Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".
It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?
by flanerie January 13, 2018
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Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009
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Godmoding

Godmoding covers a lot more matter than usually given credit for. It's a term used in many forms of roleplaying (Be they table-top, forum, IM, etc.) for any of the following problems:

1) When a character knows information that they shouldn't - this information could be taken from a forum they aren't supposed to have accessed, the user's prior knowledge on a subject (usually in fanbased RPs that follow a timeline), outside conversations about characters, or anything along those lines.

2) When a player takes control of another player's character (this is negated if there is some form of mind control involved, but even still permission for actually moving the character should be discussed). A common, though often accidental, version of this is when a character attacks another character and they explain that the other character was hit, not giving that person a chance to let their character dodge.

3) When a character is somehow invincible - if there's a GM, good luck getting this character through to the end. Everyone has weaknesses, your character should be included.


Should anyone out there still not get it - Godmoding is a bad thing.
1) Situation - In another forum, the GM has had a hitman hired to assassinate Player A's character.

Hitman: *Happens to be a super pretty girl - just the kind that Player A's character likes* Hey baby.
Player A: *Shoots in the head* Stupid assassin.

2) Person: Player A shoots at Player B, hitting him twice in the arm and once in the knee. And then, Player B falls to the ground, crippled from pain.

- In which the person's character is Player A.

3) ... does this really need explaining? They're indestructible.

All of the above? Godmoding. Generally considered rude / illegal in play.
by Luca Alverez February 17, 2009
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Godmodder

In an RP, someone whose character is for all purposes, invincible. No attacks or any techniques will work against said character. The character can instantly recover from anything that happenes to him/her. Of course, the character can do anything to any other character and the other characters arn't allowed to defend against it.

In most RP's, godmoding is against the rules and will get anyone doing it kicked out.
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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Gomboo

Gomboo is the contagious cold virus spread from one person to another.
When you came over for the party last night with your coughing, hacking, sneezing, runny nose cold I caught your Gomboo.
by Interstate Master January 5, 2011
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Gormo

A word popularized by famous Call of Duty player Puffsies, meaning moron or retard.
I was going for The Apex Slide but some gormo peeled me off my tac!
by The Anxiety Healer August 11, 2021
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gormongus

gormongus . used meaning unknown
kcir: gormongus

soap: no gormongus

kcir: gormonus
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