gollum

A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.

"WE MUST GET TEH PRECIOUSSSS!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven"

by Nyanko February 5, 2004

Gollum

1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.

2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.

When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.

While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear

by volleykree January 3, 2010

gollum

he wants tjhe preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


ahh the precioussssssssssssssssssssssssss

by egypo September 18, 2003

Gollum

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

by apteryx April 4, 2013

gollumization

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.

My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.

by magnanimus October 11, 2011

Gollumize

To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"

Word just tried to Gollumize my paper's title to "What Are Phenomeses?"

by neodon0318 March 20, 2018

Gollum!

Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.

'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'

by martimer/marv May 29, 2005