God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.

Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.

by RobTheReef June 29, 2009

a god

Normally refers to a person who is very good at something

Guy 1: You wanna play black ops?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm a god at black ops

by redanusiflyfe May 16, 2018

God

A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.

Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)

by Aeschere December 11, 2008

By God

A phrase used when one wants to show agreeableness or when surprised by something someone said.

Rock: I wish I could win that 350 million dollar lottery!

Lee: Well by god! Who doesn't?

by Big G JP May 26, 2009

God

Universal scapegoat.

When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.

by GoAskAlex1991 August 01, 2011

There is a God

Said when an event that can be describes as extraordinary, amazing, wonderful, or improbable.

The opposite of there is no God

Man: I got the promotion! There is a God!

by ZenB22 October 27, 2018

God

The reason I passed math.

Bless the lord! For I got a 65!

by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005