1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.
2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.
2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.
by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006
Get the ass gopher mug.In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!
"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.
by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009
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from the classic movie "Stand by Me".
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.
by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020
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Get the gopher monkeynana mug.Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.
Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Get the Gopher Punch mug.A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.
North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
Get the gopher genocide mug.When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails
by BarryHalls April 4, 2011
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