trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.

That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.

by NCJT May 19, 2016

pull a Goatee

Finding a sexual innuendo in everything

I'm coming.
That's what she said.
Did you just pull a Goatee on me?

by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

by jonomicon September 17, 2007