A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.
Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.
by John Dohh August 20, 2020
A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.
similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
by ¿Dean? February 12, 2007
by Britton Thomas April 14, 2007
a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.
tom: Go fuck a blender
tom: Go fuck a blender
by bibbidy bob September 11, 2008
"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
by NyaNya December 13, 2007
Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.
Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.
Person 2: No man I have plans.
Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.
by Marks_beast May 19, 2017