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gnoble

A Gnoble is an unidentified life form that can change into anything and anyone and it is impossible to determine if something is a Gnoble but much easier to determine if someone is a Gnoble by noticing them eating plastic which they don't do very often.

They make a strange noise before killing and can only me killed by being urinated on by male human beings.
Person 1: "Yo Jake is acting weird"
Person 2: "What makes you think that"
Person 1: "He just ate my water bottle"
Person 2: "He must be a Gnoble, don't touch him unless you want Herpes"
Jake (Gnoble): "NEEHAHAHAHEEHAAAW"
by Mike Coffin May 25, 2017
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Cock Gnobbling

The act of twisting and pulling on a cock for maximum pleasure. Often played in competitive manners. The champion of a Cock Gnobble competition is often known as the Cock Gnobbler King.
Karan's mom loves cock gnobbling. I hear she went all-state and won the shiniest piece of tin foil.
by Mr Tumnus 12345 September 23, 2010
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gnobbit

Someone who looks like a cross between a hobbit and a gnome
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gnobnop

when your left ballsack goes to mykonos for 21 hours and comes back with a sack of dead dogs.
guy 1:damn gnobnop just happened to me
guy 2:damn same.
by ted jackoffski May 22, 2022
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gnobber

Someone who fiddles you finkle too much and cause danger to everyone around them
That guy gnobbled all over me yesterday, he's such a gnobber
by anonymous January 23, 2024
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