The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.
by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025
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The act of someone behaving so unbelievably stupid that it provokes intense frustration in yourself, often to the point of uncontrollable anger, irritation, or even foaming at the mouth in sheer disbelief.
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The act of someone behaving so unbelievably stupid that it provokes intense frustration in yourself, often to the point of uncontrollable anger, irritation, or even foaming at the mouth in sheer disbelief.
I was gurbing at the fact that my brother ate my last chicken strip after i wrote specifically that no one should eat it.
by vajelmonster March 11, 2025
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Get the Glurking mug.1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
by glurkmaster January 9, 2026
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