Glump

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

by NixieWixie July 1, 2009

glump

A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

by Malkavoru December 28, 2005

glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

by danny kent January 14, 2004

Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 20, 2016