Thumb gummer

when you place your thumb in your partner’s butthole while having sex doggie style and it sucks your thumb like a toothless mouth, e.g. an asshole

“I put my finger in her thumb gummer last night while I was banging her from behind”

by ZanDolo October 24, 2020

gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.

The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.

by Tom ***** March 22, 2008

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007

Baby Glommer-Stopper

Ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced Willy Wonka Gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being Baby-Sklarred for life! See Urban Dictionary definition for Baby Glommer.
A New Jersey and other States - post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. To said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. The general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. N.J. State adoption statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.

In a wrongful adoption, a Baby Glommer-Stopper is a whopper of a hero!

by gravy111 November 24, 2010

Flippen Gummer

When someone leaves in their false teeth(also known as flippers) and gives someone head

Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.

by Moemoelyn December 9, 2016