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glummewing 

Definition 1: a type of “mewing” and looksmaxxing that aims to do the absolute opposite of mewing, giving you the most horrid jawline known to man, similar to the shape of a melon
Definition 2: a way to say being in 2 places at once
Definition 1 |Bob: man look at that guys ugly jawline, he must be glummewing or something.

Definition 2 |Tom: I’ll need to find a way to glummew this weekend , I have 2 dates at the same time!
glummewing by meln_glummaxxer February 28, 2024
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Glummewing 

Type of mewing, a brain rot term referring to a process in which you do a reverse mew in order to get the worst jaw line possible.
Dude, my jaw line looks too good, I might need to start Glummewing a bit.
Glummewing by MelnWarrior April 7, 2024

glimmeringvs 

an amazing and incredible editor. also the one of the kindest and most fun people ever, also has an obsession with an alien, a witch and a guy with long hair, weird type but we love it! but needs more money to fix their wifi! so pls send her some money 💰
”dude this glimmeringvs girl finally edited taylor” ”bro glimmeringvs can’t stick to a bio
glimmeringvs by twsnat June 29, 2022

Glimmering Browneye 

The act of pressing the iPhone flash against the anus causing an electrical impulse from the anus to the genitals
At Tim's birthday party, Darren fort experienced the Glimmering Browneye after a long day of day drinking
Glimmering Browneye by reddy39 July 30, 2016

glumming 

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese
jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?

glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set
glumming by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026