Glove

A hand position designed similar to the Vulcan greeting gesture where 2 fingers are inserted into the anus, 2 into the vagina, and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris.

I glove you!!

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

glove

something that is good, or you are happy about

damm yo, i got 3 free periods a day this year...my schedule is definetly glove

by jOlT December 10, 2003

glove

glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.

i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?

by brybeebb April 1, 2020

glove

stuff that glove

glove

by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021

glove lunch

Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet.

Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch

"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"

by Harold, they're lesbians March 25, 2017

Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

Glove Of Love

slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.

"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?"
"Can I borrow a feeling,
Could you lend me a jar of love,
Hurtin hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love."

by Dougie Kennedy May 13, 2005