glove

condom, trash bag, whatever you use.

i forgot the gloves, so I jumped out on my girl.

by woowon March 2, 2009

gloves

the things you wear on your hands you fucking moron..why are u looking this up

i wear gloves on my hands to keep them warm, and also so the fingerprints arent left on the gun i used to just shoot that jap

by bobby is gay January 5, 2005

Gloves

A way of saying condom in a cool way.

My girl coming over I gotta go to the store and buy some gloves for later

by Lameinus April 10, 2019

the glove

push your fist into the anus, then slowly stretch out your hand like you would in a latex glove

chelsea says fisting is nothing till youve felt the glove

by jeajeajeajea August 8, 2007

Gloving

The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.

Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?

Guy 2: just been gloving my dude

Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy

Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?

Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..

Guy 2: look man I can change

Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man

Guy 2: I love you too bro

Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)

by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018

gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

The Glove

The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.

I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!

by Jarvis Dimambrosauce February 17, 2008